You Attract Me With Your Telephone Services

I am captivated

I am fascinated

By your local calls made inland

Whether domestic or commercial

I am enchanted

I am interested

By your long distance or international calls

That can be obtained by direct dialing

I am enticed

I feel nice

By your station to station

Connecting a caller to a number overseas

I am allured

I am pulled and lured

By your person to person type of call

Which is an operator assisted call

I am induced

I am seduced

By your collect calls or operator assisted

Even if the charges are billed to the called telephone number

Up until I am gone

I am drawn

By your conference calls

When reports are needed for a team

I am bewitched

Never irritated like an itch

By your call-waiting

That will alert you of an incoming call while on the line

I am charmed

I can never say damn

For your three-way calling

Into a three-way conversation

I am beguiled

That will leave a smile

For your call-forwarding

When incoming calls will be transferred to another number

I tell no lies

I am magnetized

By your direct dialing and operator assisted calls

Like operator assistance to call an overseas number

You appeal to me

With your prepaid cards so easy

Allowing the holder to make calls

I am tempted

Up until I am dead

To get speed dialing

Dialing automatically by dialing one digit

I will be dragged

For cellular phones I have no time lag

Your services are a decoy

Customers will enjoy

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