The Male Condom (I Must Compliment You)
You need an applaud
You need a loud laud
For your fine rubber sheath
That is pulled over the erect penis
You I need to congratulate
You I need to felicitate
For trapping all semen that the penis ejaculates
During sexual intercourse of loving mates
I never want to end
To extol and to commend
To salute and raise
To give credit and praise
To eulogize
And never to criticize
You for preventing semen
From reaching the uterus of all women