The Female Condom (I am never uncomfortable around you)

Dwayne

I am never comfortless

I am never restless

I am never in distress

By your clear

Lubricated sheath of plastic

It is never lumpy

It is never uneasy

To stop semen

From entering the uterus

I am never troubled

I am never worried and unable

It is never awkward day or night

Embarrassing, stiff or tight

Restrictive, painful or inconvenient

So I will always put it in front

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