The Shredder (You Amazed Me)
I am astounded
I am flabbergasted
By your shredding of confidential documents
I am dazed
For many days
By your disposal of unwanted receipts, bank statements and credit card statements
I am speechless
For I know you are the best
In destroying outdated documents that take up space
I am astonished
You never seem to finish
To literally shred paper into narrow strips