The PABX (You Are Not Monotonous)

Some say you are boring

Because you are an automatic switchboard

Some say you are unchanging

Because you enable internal calls to be dialed direct from one extension to another

Some say you are unexciting

Because external calls can be made direct from any extension

Some say you are uninteresting

Because the operator can be contacted

Some say you are unvarying

Because your equipment can be housed in a cabinet

Some say you are level within

Because your operator works at a small, cordless switchboard

Some say you are featureless

Some say you are toneless

Some say you are dreary

But I say you are interesting to me