Syphilis (I Am Heartbroken)
I am broken-hearted
I am grieved and dejected
I am dispirited
By your spiral bacterium
Spreading from one to another
During sexual intercourse
I am desolate
I hope it not too late
I am inconsolable
I am so miserable
I hope no painless ores
I hope no non-itchy rash
Because I know it will be harsh