Alkalis (unconditional love for you)
Oh alkalis
My love is unconditional
Because of your bitter taste
My love is total
Because you turn red litmus paper blue
My love is categorical
My love is unequivocal
Because you are a good electrical conductor
My love is absolute
You I will put
On the tallest pedestal
Because you have pH values more than seven
My love is unrestricted
It is whole hearted
My love is unlimited
Because you react with ammonium
Compounds to produce ammonia gas
My love is complete
With no strings attached