The Shredder (You Amazed Me)

I am astounded

I am flabbergasted

By your shredding of confidential documents

I am dazed

For many days

By your disposal of unwanted receipts, bank statements and credit card statements

I am speechless

For I know you are the best

In destroying outdated documents that take up space

I am astonished

You never seem to finish

To literally shred paper into narrow strips

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